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teacher: you are taking a test why do i hear talking
me: because you have ears
*high-fives the person next to me and double backflips out of the room onto a motorcycle with lady gaga's head on it and drives off into the sunset screaming yolo"
something went wrong and my tumblr unfollowed EVERYBODY and now i cant follow them back:S im only following a couple of people i dont know what happend i will follow everyone back as soon as it starts working normaly again, i promise and sorry:/
When people ask me if I'm single
best post on tumblr:
fish: what is air
Reblog this if you're still a virgin.
I want to see how many people are proud of it. We’re like unicorns
People: You're ugly.
People: You're stupid.
People: I hate you.
Me: I don't care.
People: *your favorite band/group* can't sing.
Me: I give you 5 seconds to run.
and everyone’s like lets GTFO!
When someone draws a picture of you and it's ugly...
Counting my money
That stupid smile you have to wear at work....
Hi, how can I help you? -.-
lifeistheremedy-deactivated2012 asked: you are absolutely gorgouse!!!!(:
im so watching this when it comes out
Reblog this if you were a Directioner before they...
*cell phone rings* →
*HOUSE PHONE RINGS*